Cersei’s walk of shame ‘a piece of piss’

Walk in the park

Walk in the park

CERSEI Lanister’s walk of shame in Game of Thrones was nothing, hussy Sharon Blackwell has claimed.

The Queen of the Seven Kingdoms was forced to walk naked through the streets of King’s Landing while a baying mob hurled abuse and faeces at her after she confessed to adultery.

But Miss Blackwell, of Glasgow, said it looked like walk in the park compared to the abuse she’s suffered while stumbling home in the early hours of the morning.

“She should try getting a taxi from the southside at six on a Sunday morning after a night on sambucas and cock. Total nightmare.

“I don’t know why I keep doing it.”

Miss Blackwell pointed out that Cersei wasn’t even hungover at the time, although she had been imprisoned.

“Usually I’ve been at the Garage,” she said, “it’s supposed to be a nightclub but in truth it’s like the seventh circle of Hell.

“Always get a lumber there, though.”




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