Grown man spotted riding BMX

Just... no!

Just… no!

A GROWN man riding a BMX has been spotted on the outskirts of Leeds.

A concerned member of the public spied the man pedalling slowly along the pavement, his knees almost hitting his chin.

The¬†witness said: “There he was just pedalling along as if it’s the most normal thing in the world for a man to ride a BMX.

“Everyone was staring and pointing, then a woman actually threw her shoe at him.”

Police in Leeds have warned people planning to travel to the area to hunt the BMXer that it is unlawful to shoot him.

A police spokesman said: “Sadly he can’t be killed, but if anyone was to ‘accidentally’ knock him off his bike then kick him repeatedly in the head, well there’s not much we could do about that.”

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