Clarkson punch followed string of cock-like incidents

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Professional twat

JEREMY Clarkson insulted almost every ethnic minority in the BBC, but was only suspended after punching a white producer, it has emerged.

A BBC insider said the Top Gear presenter had been going about his business as normal before yesterday’s incident.

“Jeremy was his usual self. Firstly, he went to the canteen and says to the chef: ‘Carlo, hoy Carlo, you speaky Eenglish. Is this the kind of reconstituted sick you serve back in the slums of Delhi?’ We were all like, God’s sake, that’s harsh – Carlo’s from Southend.

“Then he grabs one of the runners, Annouska, who is from Poland, and asks if her dad’s free to tile his bathroom. I think he felt her tit as well.”

The source said Clarkson went on insulting people and generally being a cock “like always”.

“But then he overhears John speaking about a caravanning holiday in Brittnay he’s just booked.

“And he just walks over and boffs John right on the nose.

“Everyone was outraged – you can’t just punch a white person and get away with it.”

However, Top Gear fans have been quick to defend Clarkson.

Unreconstructed misogynist Mark Jones said: “Anyone who goes a caravanning holiday to Brittnay deserves a punch.”

 

 

 

 

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